Tag: parody
group name: randommusings
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November 14, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
Once upon a time extraordin air e, didst come a dashing l air d debon air ;
soon he was caught unaware when he heard a voice in desp air .
"Please, oh f air ies, it's so unf air !" . . .
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April 01, 2007 01:50 AM EDT --
Something I sometimes do for idle amusement is to make up alternate lyrics for songs. The results are often entertaining, and I'm curious as to how well I can manage. So, as a creative exercise, I'd . . .
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June 01, 2009 12:11 PM EDT --
Godot Awaits
Evening. Godot and Miko sit in the shade of a fig tree.
GODOT: No sign of life. Perhaps I fell asleep
Again. What's to be done? This was the . . .
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May 27, 2009 05:40 PM EDT --
You may have heard about the new drug on the market that is supposed to inhibit the aging process: the Barbara Wawters anti-aging miracle "Preservatrol!"
http://www.resveratrol-truth.com/products/bdfijkpqw3/revztrialreviews/ . . .
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March 15, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
Buyer's remorse is familiar to anyone who has voted in an election.
In an effort to get people to comment on this article, I offer the following scientific process of elimination.
Buyer's . . .
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September 08, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
Several years ago, around 30 to be more exact, I went to a club with a friend of mine who said this one was quite different. Indeed she was right. It was my only encounter . . .
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August 02, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
Amanda C: “I really did not like the way Evil Dick acted tonight. I want him to stay in the house because it would be a little more interesting with him around. I don't want him to win.” . . .
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January 23, 2009 06:32 PM EST --
( To the tune of (and with apologies to whoever wrote/sang), "So This Is Christmas?" )
Well, so this is Christmas...
All th' pain and th' stress.
Can't find 'em th' . . .
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February 21, 2009 05:07 PM EST --
This made me laugh. Have a look:
http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1118
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . .
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April 03, 2008 08:00 PM EDT --
This is an experiment. Instead of trying to write a political satire, I thought I would just set up the premise, and let you posters have at it.
Lake Obama summer camp is for Republicans of voting . . .
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October 28, 2008 01:55 PM EDT --
(I published this column in 2006. This year there’s another pumpkin shortage in certain areas and I thought this might be appropriate reading this week.)
Good grief, Charlie Brown, there’s . . .
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October 19, 2008 11:45 PM EDT --
Don’t take life too seriously , or so they say. What if you got to Heaven and found yourself in a comedy competition with ten other candidates? The rules: the humor has to be true; losers . . .
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May 14, 2009 04:02 PM EDT --
I don't usually post games, but today I thought I would make an exception. I would like to dedicate this game to those gather friends who think they own me, who think they are the boss of me. . . .
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August 27, 2009 06:15 PM EDT --
Opponents of the death penalty argue that an innocent suspect could be executed; therefore, the death penalty should be abolished. Proponents counter and point out the appeals process and the reduction . . .
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October 01, 2009 03:11 PM EDT --
OK, so the evidence of anthropogenic global warming is a little spotty and controversial. But...can we really afford NOT to prepare ourselves? Shouldn't we spend billions of tax payers' money protecting . . .
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October 02, 2009 05:16 PM EDT --
Today I had a debate on the web with an atheist. It was really funny, so I will recap it just for you!
Me:
Here is another question you might work on: How would you go about proving to a . . .
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November 02, 2009 08:09 AM EST --
Everyone dislikes lawyers, even other lawyers. I used to think lawyers were below Bush in popularity because they were sniveling, money-grubbing heartless scavengers who feed off the baser instincts . . .
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December 04, 2006 10:03 AM EST --
Oh come closer children and soon you will know
the daylightin' rumbles of Rev'em Up Jo
she motored about taking all of her fun
while scattering cats sending dogs on the run.
A meanstreak . . .
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August 28, 2007 12:35 AM EDT --
Just a little something to get some football juices flowing. Two years ago, and much to my chagrin, the Steelers captured the Lombardi Trophy by beating Seattle in the Superbowl. I am not a . . .
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