Tag: humor
group name: randommusings
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December 02, 2009 03:45 PM EST --
Selene’s Ghetto Christmas
'Twas 27 days before Christmass
the turkey just settled
inside of our colons like a piece of coal rubble
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December 02, 2009 12:18 PM EST --
What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? Both get clubbed by Scandinavians.
Tiger Woods has been dropped from the Ryder Cup team because of his record of getting beaten by Europeans.
What's . . .
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December 02, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
1 Life is overrated.
2 Hope--sold out
Next shipment in 2014
3 Bush president survivor
4 I watch Comedy Sentral News. . . .
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December 02, 2009 09:58 AM EST --
Okay so I'm a day behind in inappropriate Holiday preludes~ so spank me . . . . =P
It is my utmost scandalous pleasure to inundate Gatherland with cheeky, naughty, rough, . . .
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August 06, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
I don't remember the last good hair day I had. (No one else does, either.)
However, I offer you this...
To show you . . .
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October 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
Please excuse me while I think of an excuse for plagiarizing this material. I made a duplicate of an e-mail to duplicate it here and have no idea about the source. . . .
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September 04, 2006 02:23 PM EDT --
Where the heck is the house fairy?
She has plenty of work to do.
The kitchen is crying for a really good scrub.
Actually, the bathroom is too.
Every flat surface is covered with stuff.
Papers and . . .
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December 01, 2009 12:37 PM EST --
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks . . .
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November 19, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
An older brother is a...gift with no measure. Always wiser in the ways of life, guiding younger siblings along. One particular day frolicking barefoot in the grass I spotted a rather . . .
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October 16, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
New Energy Proposal
During the second presidential debate, John McCain often said, “I know how to do that” concerning a wide range of topics from catching Bin Laden to exposing the truth about UFOs. . . .
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November 19, 2007 12:39 PM EST --
Office ninja walks
into a bar and orders
gin for Viking raid.
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June 09, 2008 01:35 AM EDT --
Humor, The Last Frontier in the Man vs. Woman
This divide became eminently clear while watching television with my husband the other . . .
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November 29, 2009 11:48 PM EST --
As I sat on the sofa recovering from Thanksgiving dinner I started thinking about how once again I found myself in the middle of the holidaze . Do not try this at home — thinking . . .
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January 05, 2009 12:42 PM EST --
I saw two films this week that might interest some Gatherites.
1. Man on Wire - I watched this documentary because one day I heard three different radio critics rave about how good it was. Short version . . .
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February 02, 2007 01:07 PM EST --
I would never make light of the seriosness of this consuming disease, but having gone through it with family member's I am well aware that sometimes what is needed is a little humor to lighten the . . .
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June 06, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Marketing gurus have seen fit to replace many of our common household words with other, softer, more genteel terms, in an attempt, I suppose, to counter the rising tide of sex, violence, corruption and . . .
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April 22, 2009 05:44 PM EDT --
# 6 Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers. How about you?
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 . . .
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April 23, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
# 6: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent: bumper stickers are a favorite reading of the intelligentsia. (A fact I invented.)
1. If at first you don't succeed, so . . .
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September 09, 2006 09:07 AM EDT --
NEW YORK, July 22 -- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, . . .
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September 06, 2006 02:58 PM EDT --
Ok here is how it goes. I will start with one word. The next person has to put one word associated with the previous word. Example: Music.......Country.......Farm......Cow.......Steak
First . . .
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